Keep calm & don't fall in love with your boss

(She's in a daze most of the time) Oh, my dear lady! If I had known everything that was going to happen to me before my first pubic hair, I wonder if I would have chosen not to be born!

And it's not so much that my father left my mother and me while we were still in the maternity ward.

No, no, my progenitor wasn't dead, just think! He had simply decided that we wouldn't be part of his life. So, how could I believe all those stories of Prince Charmings that my dear mother used to tell me before she died on a Wednesday?

Seriously! A Wednesday! I was twelve years old and I had always been led to believe that Wednesday was children's day! Yeah, right! That was another big lie...

And then growing up at my maternal aunt's house wasn't the best way to prove to me that Prince Charming exists. Oh yes, Aunt Jenny is a lesbian, and, well, pussies aren't my thing! I wonder if I did the right thing by signing up for Tinder... (He has many secrets)

My professional life, like my personal life, is meticulously organized. I control everything, and nothing can make me deviate from my path, not even that encounter in the elevator...